"The Muffled Cries For Help From a Daddy of Four Beautiful Little Girls"

Monday, October 8, 2007

My Apologies

My sincerest, heartfelt apologies to everyone who read the previous post and clicked on the link.

If anyone had to call 911 and be rushed to the emergency room to have your eyes flushed out with bleach to remove the horrid image burned on your retinas, I will gladly reimburse you for the cost of the bleach. (Just send a self-addressed, stamped envelope accompanied by a photo of you posing with the ER staff.)

I promise I will write something edifying next. And I can almost guarantee it will not require medical intervention.

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