Today was the day that I was going to award the Shirt-That-Was-Created-In-The-7th-Concentric-Circle-Of-Hell, but since it was burning a hole in my closet, I seleceted a winner early: my [former] friend Donna with whom I work at the church office.
Do you know what she had to say about that?
"You are dead meat."
She then told me of her plans to drop it off in our clothing collection that is to be sent overseas to those less fortunate.
Can you even imagine? These people may be poor but they're not blind! She's probably the same person who donated all those lovely "Baby On Board" shirts to the Blind Men's Home of Paraguay last year.
I guess that once it's her shirt, she lawfuylly can do anything she wants with it. However, for one more day it's still mine, so here's what I'M going to do with it:
Donna doesn't have her own blog, so if you want to leave a comment and compliment her on her style, you can do so right here.
(Oh, as a consolation prize to the losers, anyone interested in some knit sock ties?)