It's time for my kids to get their pictures at the local Pub. (That's short for "PUBlic school," silly, not Schmitty's Brewhaus. They won't get their picture there until November.)
They brought home an order form from school that amazed me. Check out these sample photos with miracle retouching powers heretofore unseen:
Notice the original "without retouch" on the left.
Then the "WITH Retouch" in the middle. It clears up some acne, age spots, wrinkles, and that forehead tattoo of last week's girlfriend.
Then for those with gender confusion, you can evidently select "Soft-Touch" and it'll give you a quick make-over AND a v-neck shirt.
I can assure you we didn't have this option last year in the homeschool yearbook.