"The Muffled Cries For Help From a Daddy of Four Beautiful Little Girls"

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Modern Technology Rocks!

It's time for my kids to get their pictures at the local Pub. (That's short for "PUBlic school," silly, not Schmitty's Brewhaus. They won't get their picture there until November.)

They brought home an order form from school that amazed me. Check out these sample photos with miracle retouching powers heretofore unseen:

(Sorry this copy is so lousy and blurry.)

Notice the original "without retouch" on the left.
Then the "WITH Retouch" in the middle. It clears up some acne, age spots, wrinkles, and that forehead tattoo of last week's girlfriend.

Then for those with gender confusion, you can evidently select "Soft-Touch" and it'll give you a quick make-over AND a v-neck shirt.

I can assure you we didn't have this option last year in the homeschool yearbook.


mom huebert said...


Tammy said...

Wow, that would have come in really handy back in the 80's.

These might have been options:

a.) convert mullet to classic hairstyle

b.)remove the HUGE tortoise shell glasses and look like you wear contacts

javamamma said...

Yeah, those blasted public schools pushing this bi-sexual thing. They told us the 'Pub' was full of devils. Sheesh.

Emily said...

Huh? Those have got to be the worst touch-ups in history.

I think touchups should be reserved for zits. period.

Mo said...

This is hilarious. It reminds me of the kinds of things people send into Jay Leno for his "headlines" bit.