We generally don't say the F-word at our house.
(I'm talking about "Fart," by the way, not the other one. Well, we don't say that one either.)
Cindy HATES the word "Fart" and claims that she has never ever said it. Never. Ever. She's very insistent about that fact. She flips out when she hears it. She's led me to believe it is not a real word. So whatever you do, do NOT go to her blog and comment using the word "fart." Do NOT do that or even think about doing it. But if you do, here's a link to her blog: http://stillhisgirl.blogspot.com, and the word is spelled F-A-R-T, not that you need to know that because you should NOT go there and type it in a comment.
I believed her that it might not be an actual word until today when I saw it in the news at msnbc.com, I just couldn't pass up the headline:
"Man Charged With Battery For Farting Near Cop"
In conclusion, do NOT go to Cindy's blog and tell her about this story or anything else related to the word "fart." (Of course, her current post is a sweet thing about a friend's baby's birth. That would be a tacky one to leave a fart comment on. So feel free to comment here but address it to Cindy.)
I'm off to 7th grade homeroom room now, then I need to check yes or no on a love note, then off to get my braces tightened. LYLAB!
[junior high moment over now.]