"The Muffled Cries For Help From a Daddy of Four Beautiful Little Girls"


Saturday, February 7, 2009

Biggest (Coldest) Loser

Yesterday, we finally built a snowman in our front yard. We had a blast, and when we were finished, it felt like he was a part of our family.
Granted, he was a little chubby and could stand to lose a few inches here or there.So we enrolled him in an intense weight-loss program, utilizing mostly solar therapy.
Within 14 hours, he was a different person.
I think he has the confidence now to go out in public, attend his high school reunion and wear a bikini.

4 comments:

His Girl said...

that's hysterical!

never in all our days have we built a snowman! (oh, poor us! it was 80 degrees most of this week!) I had no idea how they melted. I guess I thought they just went head first.

Diana said...

If only that worked for women! Along with laughing your butt off, if only that were effective... and if jumping to conclusions burned calories... Oh, to be a snowman... or to have cliches be true!

AmyG said...

Great looking snowman... but I like him better before he lost weight, lol.

{Jodie} said...

I've heard the Water Shed Diet is a good remedy, if you're looking for a quick fix. Looks like it worked for your fatty. :)